Thursday, January 7, 2010

new year, new beginning

seven days into the new year, and we've already broken our resolutions (in our defense, it's way too cold to even think about hitting the gym at 7:00 am). so instead of focusing on our own failures to commitment, we've researched to top ten resolutions for 2010 and have assigned a celebrity who needs to take each one to heart this year.


1. stop smoking: katherine heigl. perhaps the real ms. heigl should take a clue from the likable girl-next-door character that made her famous: we're sure dr. izzy stevens would not approve of this nasty habit.









2. get fit: gerard butler. while we admire his devil-may-care attitude about packing on a few extra lb's, we have to admit that we'd rather see the gerard butler from the movie 300 than the 300-pound gerard butler.










3. lose weight: alec baldwin. it's been so long since we've seen a skinny alec that we don't even remember how our favorite of the baldwin brothers used to look (sigh).











4. enjoy life more: jennifer aniston. it's been a rough five years for aniston since her very public split from mr. angelina jolie. let's try and start the new decade with a smile, jen.








5. quit drinking: mariah carey. after her recent slurred speech at the palm springs international film festival awards, we have to wonder about this one. put the bottle down, sister.










6. learn something new: lady gaga. we're a little tired of the costumes and the gimmicks. she may have been the entertainer of 2009, but we'd like to see her a little subdued in 2010.









7. get organized: spencer pratt. or maybe you should just get a job.










8. get out of debt: aaron carter. we hear that as 2009 was drawing to an end, this little pop icon owed uncle sam $1,010,635.00. isn't he, like, 15?!








9. spend more time with the family: tiger woods. oops...maybe it's a little too late for that one since the family is moving to sweden.










10. help others: paris hilton. she's made a life out of promoting herself and has become famous for doing nothing other than making herself famous. we think it's time for her to reach out and lend a hand.

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